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Tons of Q & A for Kids!

Q: What's red and goes up and down?

A: A tomato in an elevator.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

A: We have to stick together.

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?

A: Hello, hello.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bulldoser.

Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?

A: When he steals a base.

Q: What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

Q: What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

Q: What do you find at the end of everything?

A: The letter "g".

Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

A: He called a toe truck.

Q: Why do two skunks argue?

A: Because they like to kick up a stink.

Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

A: You can count on me.

Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

A: Put them in a barking lot.

Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

A: He wanted to be a cool cat.

Q: What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack and I'll plaster you.

Q: Why is baseball like a cake?

A: They both need batters.

Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

A: Take me to your weeder.

Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

A: Slippers!

Q: What did the rug say to the floor?

A: I've got you covered!

Q: How do you make antifreeze?

A: You steal her blanket.

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?

A: Because her horns don't work.




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