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Tere Ko ek
Dikhawoo....


"1"
Ok, Dekha
Kal do Dikhawoga!

All flowers dont represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u did it!
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! hearts could only love 4a while,
u can put many relation in a file,
u can make a desert from the nile,
but u cant stop my smile ,
when i see ur name on my mobile
Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.
Newton's law of Romance:-

LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
You are my Love!
To kya karu? Nachu? OK!
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Khush?
 (  )
(_o_)
  /(_)
U love me

   (  )
(_o_)
  /(_)
U love me not

   ( )
(_o
  /(_)
U love me


  (_o
    /
U love me not

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U LOVE ME!

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I don't blame You, I am loveable!
I need you...
I love you...
I can't go anywhere
without you...

.Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!
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(___,_) (_,___)

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Ur Tarriff has changed!
Now make calls acc. to d size of ur Brain.
D smaller d brain, d cheaper will b d calls.
Dont worry yaar, u can make free calls!!

Funny SMS by RAju

Ven u get this SMS, send it 2one person U Love,
One u Hate, One u always think of & one U wish to Kill.
Now keep thinking why I hav send it to you.
When you feel that
nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 U
& everyone is against U,
U should start asking Urself...
<)."".(> main
  ( (..)) Aisi
  ( ( .) ) Kyun hu
I'm shocked 2 know, i'm really upset.
I dont know how 2 inform U.

Bt I've 2 let U know dat U've symptoms of
A-I-D-S
(Adoring, Intelligent, Dear, Sweetlover) !!
In life 5 things can come at any time...
MONEY
FRIENDSHIP

LOVE
DEATH
AND
????
.......
MY SMS.
Have a nice day!

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!

Funny SMS by Payal

Sender:
SWEET
+91??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9198xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+91XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

Open with Love...

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"

Funny SMS by Aparna

DREAM
makes all things

Possible

HOPES
makes all things

work

LOVE
makes all things

beautiful

SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
i hav started luving "u"...
i knw it sounds rediculous..
but i cnt control my feelings 4 "U"..
some time later i'll start luving more ALPHABETS.. HAHA!
Definition of Luv in 2007:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.

Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

TAKE CARE
Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?
Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge....
1-4-3 Numerically saying I Miss You but what if I ask u 2-3-4-2-3 same as Do You miss me too hope u answer me 3-1-2 Yes I Do ... Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai....

unka...

Mobile Charge...!
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can t disturb our Boss... God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I/d dream about my pillow and I/d be hugging you.
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank? Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
Who's hot... Its U,

Who's
Charming... Its U,

Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,

Who's
Intelligent... Its U,

Who's dear & near friend... Its U

Who's a liar.. Its me!

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to

kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey
Some One

Is Loving you

Caring for you

Watching over you

Protecting you

Guess Who?


Neighbour's Dog!
In you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I Cry
U laugh... I laugh..
U jump out of d window... I look down n then..
I laugh again... ha ha ha
Havin a Friend

So SWEET
So CARING
So TRUE
So SINCERE

Is a TREASURE!

So I can't juz imagine

How Lucky U R having Me!
Ow! I mean...
Me
having U!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa k intajar ma hum mubilwa hath me liye 1 ghante se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo aur ekad msgwa bhijwai do...

_Tohra Dost..
Ye we're friends...
I'm jhakaas ur bakwaas, ur so so I'm khaas,
I'm candle u r flame, I'm blush u r shame,
I'm spin u r googly,
U'r bandar I am mogly!
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: I m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast. Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le chai, then call me up and say HI pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHIT
Government of INDIA has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge...?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?

Ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues.... Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha. Ita tem ho gela hai tere ko dekha bhi ni. Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apnko, mis to karega.........
Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi, tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi. Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi, Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi? today is mobile s day.plz remove battery & put it in soapwater for 30mts.clean sim card with brush.reassemble mobile & put kumkumam & say GOVINDA GOVINDA....!
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkey s Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! tu chandramukhi main suryamukhi main tujse dukhi to mujse dukhi chal chat pe ja or chalang laga tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.
UR MY SWEET SONA, I DONT WANT U TO KHONA, I WANT A PLACE IN UR HEART KONA, OTHERWISE I WILL START RONA.!! This Teddy Bear dances when he sees someone SMART & HANDSOME ...!!! () () L;;L;
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Plzzzz....z....z....Dont force Him to dance....
Kitne din ho gaye,Kitne hafte gujar gaye.Baat mahino tak bhi chali gai ab saal bhi ho jayega,Ab to kehna mano chalo aisa na karo jaldise utho aur naha lo.... aap hamari gali mein aaye..thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...thora sa muskaraye phir zor se chillaye.... AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!!
SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi... AGAR AAP MUJHE SMS NAHI KAROGE TOH, BHAGWAN AAPKO, MULAYAM KI AKAL, LALOO KI SHAKAL, JAYA KI JAWANI, UMA KI WANI, KALAAM JAISE BAAL AUR ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...
Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain 1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai 2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai 3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai Only 4 u When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI
(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear sms SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs SMs dekha dost maine tujhe kitne sare sms bheje hai..
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!  

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
.
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
.
aur barish main to
.
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain!

Hindi Funny SMS by Sunny

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

Funny SMS by Mandar

New Concept of Life
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...

Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
Star + Moon = Romantic Night

Birds + Sky = Lovely Day

Dreams + Love = Beautiful World

But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Funny SMS by Mandira

 

 

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