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Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's

like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car

is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Joke SMS submitted by : - Prathamesh

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just

happy that a cow can't fly!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true

Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants.

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER" The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Joke SMS submitted by : - jackie
Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now

ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz

inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u

if u're not careful.

Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

Joke SMS submitted by : - Vivek
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard

of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it. Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision.
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter. What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
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We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank? I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Joke SMS submitted by : - pradeep
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet! If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART

Joke SMS submitted by : - Amit
Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love you

and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r

dangerous when kept in open

I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U

Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again

Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed,

only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the

cover and no cover on the girl.

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss

u.

Joke SMS submitted by : -guru

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just

happy that a cow can't fly!

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u

wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So

Plz start brushing regularly

I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO

perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to

say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A

host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife:

why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own

mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.

Joke SMS submitted by : - Saili
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is

possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network

follows

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Joke SMS submitted by : - Angela

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any

other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Joke SMS submitted by : - Hrithik

so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so

sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a

number and wait in line!!

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs

beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left

has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than

Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a

"Tubelight"

 

 

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